Every since I started yelping, my weight has consistently been on the rise. People can maybe attribute this to a slowing down of my metabolism due to age, but I beg to differ (insert infamous age joke, ha ha, funny). I have this theory that because of Yelp (and becoming Elite) I've become more critical of my food and more willing to try new places FOR THE PURPOSE OF REVIEWING THEM.
This is not a healthy lifestyle. I mean, I can definitely scavenge weekly with Nat (and co) to find the best Acai bowl in SD, but that's not really...food.
I've eaten Korean THREE times in the past week. I'm trying to find the best Korean restaurant on Convoy for the purposes of being an edumucated Korean in this very Asian town. And sadly (happily?) I've also overeaten all three times. Which continues to add to my theory of weight gain.
I dont know what to think of this. On one hand I'm eating great (or mediocre) food, reviewing them, but I also don't have this inner drive to go run a mile a day. Hmm. The dilemmas of life. So until I figure a good balance of healthy living (or just learn to eat smaller portions - nah), I'll just update my Yelp headline to:
Yelp makes me fat.
Who wants to try new places with me?

Teehee!